As Michelle Branch plays in the background...

I'm eating Cheddar Cheese Pretzel Combos for breakfast...this is scene 3 in my down and out montage.

But don't worry, soon I'll meet a magical hobo.

Airplane food

Why did the ninja turtles wear masks?

What sort of secret identities could they possibly be hiding?

They are 6 foot tall talking turtles, a mask really doesn't disguise this.

Can they go out on the street without the masks and not be noticed?

And they wore them all the time.

Do the police ever come to their door and they answer the door without the masks and the police are like "Sorry, I was looking for some ninjas turtles, sorry to bother you and your fellow talking turtles, we must have gone into the wrong sewer. I'm Sorry. Have a good evening."

Hey, celebrities...Fuck you!

Rebecca Romjin(-Stamos?) and Jerry O'Connell were at the UCB theatre on Sunday.

As much as I loved "My Secret Identity," I was much more impressed with the appearance of Brian Stack, one of the most amazing improvisers I've ever seen.

Then yesterday saw Ethan Hawke with his bastard kids.

If I could post sounds, this would be full of fart noises.

Sad in Every sense of the word

It's awful that I can best describe my mood through Smiths lyrics:

"I was happy in the haze of a drunken hour
but heaven knows I'm miserable now
I was looking for a job, and then I found a job
and heaven knows I'm miserable now

In my life
why do I give valuable time
to people who don't care if I live or die"

I am officially a 15-year-old girl.