What I learned on Wikipedia (12/22/06)

- William H. Macy is a dog-eating motherfucker and a son of a bitch(!)

- Dakota Fanning is 12(!)

- Alec Baldwin ruined Rutgers Law-Newark exams(?)

What I learned from Wikipedia (12/21/06)

- "Talk to the hand" has its own associated gestures. It is normally performed by placing one hand on the hip, rolling the eyes, and flipping the head back with the nose pointed upward. The other hand is placed in or near (by a spiralling motion) the face of the recipient to signify the refusal to listen.

- "Beautician and the Beast" received good reviews from many fans of Timothy Dalton and Fran Drescher.

Sportscasting

http://www.sportsfaction.com/2006/1218/whats-the-deal-with/

I love chain restaurants

However, I was concerned when all those people got sick at Olive Garden. But then I learned it was in Indiana. No one cares about Indiana.

Except Short Round.



"Okie-dokie, Dr. Jones, hold on to your potatoes!"

The Christmas Spirit

Dear Mad TV,

The Good German Sheperd.

You're Welcome,

Daniel Weldon Bookbinder