Wascally

I was just told Mel Blanc's epitaph says "That's all, Folks!"

Awesome.

Missed Manners

Last weekend, I went to the ATM to deposit my paycheck. As I approached the vestibule I noticed a man and a woman waiting outside while another guy using the machine. Not really concerned with them I slid in my card to open the door.

"Uh, excuse me. We were next." said the broad.

"Then why are you waiting outside?" I asked.

"We were just being polite," she crowed.

"Uh, okay," I replied, as I went inside to the nearly empty room, and go over to fill out a deposit envelope, which were situated by the door, leaving more than enough "courtesy space" for the ATM user to do his transaction.

As I was licking the envelope shut, the man finished up and both members of the "Polite Squad" stormed in like their ancestors during the Blitzkreig.

I got in line behind them, and like a sane member of American society.

They both politely gave me dirty looks as they left, then politely got in their politely gas-guzzling SUVs, BOTH of which were politely parked the wrong way in a one-driveway, politely blocking both entry and exit to the bank, which is located at major intersection.

I guess I'm just rude.

Riblet of life

My life in a nutshell:

"Oh shit! I left my notebook at Applebees!"