Hey, celebrities...Fuck you!

Rebecca Romjin(-Stamos?) and Jerry O'Connell were at the UCB theatre on Sunday.

As much as I loved "My Secret Identity," I was much more impressed with the appearance of Brian Stack, one of the most amazing improvisers I've ever seen.

Then yesterday saw Ethan Hawke with his bastard kids.

If I could post sounds, this would be full of fart noises.