Wanker County

I'm drunk and I have to be at work in 6 and a half hours.

Here's a picture of Fred Savage:

If Jews run the entertainment industry then how come I keep getting shafted?

By the way, I'm Jewish.

Anne Geddes should be in prison

After the wretchness of my last post, I thought I'd change the tone a little bit:

Watching a three year old run is just about the most adorable thing in the world.

That, and bear cubs.

But this is just sick...


It's like child molestation meets furries!

Surprise ending

I've been going on a lot of "sort-of" dates recently.

Aside from the mild frustration on not knowing what exactly is happening, it's been very enjoyable. I can honestly say I enjoy spending time with her and would be happy to be dating OR as friends with her.

This is really refreshing, considering the last time I went on a "sort-of" date, it ended with her having a threesome with two other guys.

If only this was a joke...

What ever happened to predictability?

I saw William H. Macy yesterday. It was cool, but it was at the offices at Atlantic, the theatre company he founded, so it wasn't like I was totally seeing him out of his element.

I have this habit of seeing celebrities totally IN their element.
I've seen Gideon Yago in the elevators at MTV, Lindsey Lohan at a posh Manhattan nightspot, and Reginald Vel Johnson at White Castle...behind the counter.



Watch out, Leno!

You gotta do it

Attention men with hyphenated last names:

I'm sorry, there's just no hope for you.

Unless you happen to be this guy:



Andrew Wilkes-Krier, the exception to every rule.

Not even Trial By Jury

Are Communion wafers kosher?