Saturday, February 03, 2007

New Power Generation

In perhaps the coolest thing to ever happen to my family, my sister is dancing in the Superbowl Half-time show. With Prince! So, if you don't have any other plans, I suggest watching it!

In keeping with the football theme, perhaps the SECOND coolest thing to ever happen to my family, I was in a cancelled promo campaign for nfl.com. My friend Ron does web design work for the NFL, and for their fan's "Pitch a Superbowl" ad campaign, they were going to release various "pitches" virally on all those internetty video sites. I was told to write and perform "a bad rap."
Too bad my rhymes were so hot they had to shitcan the entire campaign.

But, for your viewing and listening pleasure: Dan's Superbowl Rap

Enjoy and bask in the joy that I forgot to ask for any money.

Friday, February 02, 2007

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Happy Groundhog Day!!!!!!

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Happy Groundhog Day!!!!!

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Happy Groundhog Day!!!!!

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Happy Groundhog Day!!!

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Happy Groundhog Day!

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Happy Groundhog Day!!

Thursday, February 01, 2007

The cure is worse than the disease

I quit smoking, not for any one particular reason, mostly because I got tired of looking so fucking cool.

I got the patch, but it made me sick from a nicotine overdose. I'm addicted, but I don't smoke the minimum amount to need nicotine replacement therapy.

I guess I'm was just "situational smoker." I'd smoke when I was stressed, when I was drinking, or after chemo.

Tuesday, January 30, 2007

Everybody has a price

How did the Million Dollar Man make his money?

I mean, his gimmick is that he's rich, but he probably has the same income as every other pro-wrestler, so there really shouldn't be any wage disparity. Then why were they threatened by his wealth?

I'm guessing junk bonds.


"You don't stand on Superman's cape, you don't spit in the wind, and you don't receive principal or interest in arrears after a default."