I'm a terrorist

I've been hard at work working at ways to annoy my new boss.

Most are unintentional, but due to the responses I've received, have become intentional.

1. Coughing like I have Tuberculosis.
2. Making fart noises out of exasperation.
3. Turning my music up and leaving my desk for extended periods of time.
My latest was leaving Phil Collins' "Doesn't Anyone Stay Together Anymore"

I just want to be called in to the Director's office, and having her say, "Dan, we need to discuss the noises coming from your cubicle, particularly the selections from "'No Jacket Required.'"