How to make me speechless, Part II

By the time you read this, it will be old news, but I just found out:

Screech Sex Tape

We can't get too graphic here, but word is that the action includes some bodily functions and an act known as a "Dirty Sanchez."

and

The sex vid's working title is "Saved by the Smell."

Some other titles being considered:
- Saved By The Bell: The New Ass
- Screech-around
- The Maxxx
- Thrustin' Diamond
- Good Horny Miss Bliss
- Buddy Bones
- The Five Asses
- Malibooty Sands Beach Club
- Crack Attack
- Screech’s Spaghetti Sauce
- AC Laid her
- Violet Lickerstaff
- Saved by the Ball

Most were rejected because the references were obscure and forced.

How bad of childhood do you have to have to let Screech give you a Dirty Sanchez?
At least she didn't get the "Belding Manuever."

How to make me speechless

EXT. Bar

BOUNCER
I hate my job. All I do is work all night and do stupid shit all day.

DAN
Stupid shit? Like what?

BOUNCER
Like getting my girlfriend pregnant.

DAN glances around uncomfortably. BOUNCER drinks from a Red Bull can.

BOUNCER
But she had a miscarriage, so it's okay.

DAN nods. He puts out his cigarrette.

DAN
I'm going inside now.

Fin.

Happy Jew Year!

I went to Rosh Hashana services in an tent, led by a British Lesbian Rabbi.

This is why Lieberman will lose Connecticut.