Family

I deleted my last post. It was a flippant observation that sparkly shirts didn't make women look attractive, but rather more like disco balls. In blog form it came off significantly more offensive...and upon recounting it, more boring.

But I wanted to examine the source of my "lookism," and I believe it's because everyone in my family is attractive but me:

My mom was a prom queen and she looks like Sally Field.
My dad was a swimmer and he looks like Yul Brenner.
My sisters look like Kate Hudson and Meg Ryan, respectively.

And the celebrity I'm told I most resemble is:



Harland Williams.

And that's just my immediate family, my extended family looks like a cross between the Baldwins and the Kennedys.

And there's me...white Webster.