What are you doing here?

Seriously, get out.

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Go there. Now.

Or you can check out "What I Learned on Wikipedia"

Love,
Dan

Anna Nicole is Dead.

TrimSpa baby!

L'avoir votre façon

Vincent: They call it a "Royale with Cheese."[1]
Jules: "Royale with Cheese."
Vincent: Thats right.
Jules: What do they call a Big Mac?
Vincent: A Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it "Le Big Mac."
Jules: "Le Big Mac." [laughs] What do they call a Whopper?
Vincent: I dunno, I didn't go into Burger King.

I was in the Burger King by Ground Zero and a French guy pronounced it "Woo-pare."

I guess that answers that question.

I knew he was French because he was wearing a gray and white striped sweatshirt over a pink polo. And carrying a white flag. Le Zing!

New Power Generation

In perhaps the coolest thing to ever happen to my family, my sister is dancing in the Superbowl Half-time show. With Prince! So, if you don't have any other plans, I suggest watching it!

In keeping with the football theme, perhaps the SECOND coolest thing to ever happen to my family, I was in a cancelled promo campaign for nfl.com. My friend Ron does web design work for the NFL, and for their fan's "Pitch a Superbowl" ad campaign, they were going to release various "pitches" virally on all those internetty video sites. I was told to write and perform "a bad rap."
Too bad my rhymes were so hot they had to shitcan the entire campaign.

But, for your viewing and listening pleasure: Dan's Superbowl Rap

Enjoy and bask in the joy that I forgot to ask for any money.

It's Feb 2nd...6

Happy Groundhog Day!!!!!!

It's Feb 2nd...5

Happy Groundhog Day!!!!!

It's Feb 2nd...4

Happy Groundhog Day!!!!!

It's Feb 2nd...3

Happy Groundhog Day!!!

It's Feb 2nd...2

Happy Groundhog Day!

It's Feb 2nd...1

Happy Groundhog Day!!

The cure is worse than the disease

I quit smoking, not for any one particular reason, mostly because I got tired of looking so fucking cool.

I got the patch, but it made me sick from a nicotine overdose. I'm addicted, but I don't smoke the minimum amount to need nicotine replacement therapy.

I guess I'm was just "situational smoker." I'd smoke when I was stressed, when I was drinking, or after chemo.

Everybody has a price

How did the Million Dollar Man make his money?

I mean, his gimmick is that he's rich, but he probably has the same income as every other pro-wrestler, so there really shouldn't be any wage disparity. Then why were they threatened by his wealth?

I'm guessing junk bonds.


"You don't stand on Superman's cape, you don't spit in the wind, and you don't receive principal or interest in arrears after a default."