Roman Calendar

1/1/2007 12:00:01:

Dan and Girlfriend Kiss.

DAN: Happy New Year! I love you.
GF: I love you too.

1/1/2006 12:00:01:

Dan and Random Broad Kiss.

DAN: Happy New Year! That was nice. Thank you.
RB: I want some candy.
DAN: Uh, okay. Well, there's some blow-pops in the back...
RB: No, I mean, I want CANDY.
DAN: Oh, cocaine. I don't have any. Sorry.
RB: Shit. Well, I'm going to go find some.

Maybe it'll be a good year.