Not you too, India

There's been restaurants based on ninjas, models, and days of the week, but now there's this:

Hitler's Cross

A Hitler theme restaurant! In India!

Now, I could see one opening in the Arab world (because they're into that kind of thing), Germany (for Nostalgia), or Israel (they'd do anything for a buck).

But India? Have they even seen a jew?

With a little research, I found their menu. It's truly horrifying:

Entrees


- Spaghetti and Goebels
- E-Veal Braun
- Auschwitz Fried Chicken
- Lampshade Potato Skins
- Dr. Mengele Nuggets

With your Sophie's Choice of Geno-side dishes:
-Vichy French Fries
-Master Rice
-Aryams

Can't decide? Try our Nazi Party Platter!
You won't mind if they Adolf your plate!

Any questions, please Axis.

Oh, India. We control the world's banking, and you still have the plague. Enjoy your meal.