Child Prodigy

Here's a Mad Libs from when I was 8 years old (this is completely real):

The Space Shuttle

In 1981, the U.S. launched the first real Space snoop. It was called a smelly shoes Shuttle because it not only went up into stinky space, it also came back. It was named the "Columbia" and was piloted by two brave guns.
The had practiced pooping for two years and were expert nerds. The Columbia took off from hell using its powerful first stage butts.
At an altitude of 99999999 feet, it went into orbit around the butt. After 1 orbits, the Shuttle landed hardly at China. It was a dumb day for the U.S. Space Program.

A dumb day indeed.